Trancey language ahead, induction only
You're not in trance
This isn't an induction
You're not feeling your arms getting heavier, it's not the case that your shoulders drop
You're not relaxing
You're not unable to look away
You're not deeply focused, from the outside you don't look like you're already in a trance
There's no need to resist trancing
Because there's nothing there to resist
You're not taking a deep breath
You're not blinking more than usual
You're not sinking slowly into a not undelicious relaxed state
That feeling of wonderful heaviness isn't increasing until you don't feel it nowhere in your body
You're not spacey
You're not zonked
There's not a single thought that's not not leaving your head, and you're not giving into the blankness all the way
Tranciness isn't everywhere now
There's no powerful relaxation
There won't be any natural wake up in a minute because you're not falling deeply under a spell
You are not not not not
in trance
You are
Not
Not
Not
Not
Not
Not
In trance
SLEEP!
(Inspired by the conventional NLP wisdom that the unconscious doesn't process negatives, but mostly by Squidward's song in The Spongebob Squarepants broadway musical - which was written by They Might Be Giants!)
