What Freedom Feels Like: Oglaf, Rebel Dykes and Uncensored Exultation

Once you know what freedom feels like, specifically mental, sexual freedom, you can’t stand its absence, even a little bit. It’s the most precious thing, and worth chasing, and fighting for.

There’s a web comic I love, and not just because its first panels are funnier than other comics’ entire strips:

     

 

What I think is so special about Oglaf is that it seems to have been written and drawn on a planet that never heard of sexual guilt. It is utterly unashamed to discuss penises, vaginas, semen and every kind of fucking, and unlike in repressed societies, that is not the whole joke - that’s just the setup.

To me the most iconic Oglaf panels are the ones that show people of every gender and sometimes blob monsters freely orgying, with an atmosphere of “YAY!”

 

What these panels say still feels radical to me: sex feels good and is fun! Including kinky sex! It is nothing to feel weird about! If that’s what you’re drawn to, you should seek it out and have a lot of it! And you won’t be punished for it!*

(*If you’re in Oglaf you are likely to be hideously killed, but usually not because you wanted to have sex)

What planet are these creators from? They are an adorable couple from Australia as it turns out! Australia is not in reality a perfect paradise of sexual liberation of course (e.g. Tasmania had incredibly harsh penalties for being LGBT until 1997), but there’s something to not quite being under the suffocating weight of American puritanism, as so many of us have been and are still.

To my surprise, I felt the difference immediately when I moved from the nominally liberal city of Boston to Toronto. Here, any given day, even in the depths of winter, I can be naked and grinding with my spouse in an outdoor heated pool, or potentially connect with a stranger and go to a dungeon. The other night we were at a show at the Birdhaus where three people were naked onstage except for papier mache snail shells and full-body lube coverage and had sex, while someone over the PA, doing their best David Attenborough, narrated it as if it were a nature documentary.

I don’t think it’s a coincidence that mental sexual freedom is so entwined with artistic, and political, freedom. Tasting any one of them, I think, makes you long for the others, and fascistic movements are always, without exception, obsessed with controlling people’s sex lives and sexual expression.

Last night we watched an incredibly inspiring doc called Rebel Dykes, about lesbians in London in the 1980s and especially a community centered around a lesbian S&M club called Chain Reaction. They didn’t see any line between kinky group sex - including on stage - making art, and protesting nuclear weapons and anti-gay laws. Their erotic or simply LGBT materials were frequently seized by the police (just as they were in Canada, at least into the 2000s) Shockingly, the movie shows how the club was picketed and even violently stormed by anti porn and anti kink feminists, in the name of protecting women from what they consensually wanted to do with other women.

Because it contained boobs, and dildos and kink, I had to go on a bit of a quest to actually watch Rebel Dykes. It’s not on any of the normal streaming platforms. But at least I could get it (you can rent it in North America here). Becoming an adult far from an urban center like London, not to mention whether I’d have the courage to get into an outlaw BDSM community, I owe the internet everything for connecting me with others like me and exposing me to this freedom

But now I’m extremely disturbed by how the internet has become a way for this kind of expression to be monitored, tracked, and suppressed. When even porn sites are incredibly locked down and censored, often by uncaring automated tools that don’t allow appeals, 80s underground zine culture looks pretty good. All the modern places where people congregate and build community, be it Instagram, TikTok, online multiplayer games and soon Discord, are heavily policed. And I worry a lot about the next generation. If you grew up having to write “corn”, “grape” and “unalive” to talk about your feelings and experience, any taste of uncensored freedom is intoxicating, and if the left can’t offer it, won’t fight for that, really bad people will.

Because it’s not just the freedom to think and talk about sex, it’s the freedom to think and express unusual, fucked up thoughts - those things go together (because many of our fucked up thoughts have something to do with sex, including thoughts that aren’t particularly sexy). So many things, not just corporate and government internet censorship, can suppress it, and all of them need to be rallied against, just as those who came before us did.

But on the other hand, seeing people exercise their freedom can restore that feeling, can be exhilarating and inspiring. We recently went to Come As You Are’s Erotic Arts and Crafts fair, which was huge and very queer, and where multiple vendors had signs that said, “banned from instagram, please buy local”. So seek that out, IRL community has a resiliency that’s going to be more and more important. Or just enjoy something as simple and silly as a drawing of a woman with a strapon fucking the moon.

 

My Best Sex Tricks

1. Don't Do Sex Tricks.

Lots of people I know, but especially women, have told me the worst sex they've ever had is with people who think they're amazing at sex - believe that they've found the one perfect oral technique or thrusting move that sends people to paradise every time. Usually this confidence results in the person ignoring both nonverbal and verbal signals that their partner isn't digging it and that they should try something else.

So the idea of a sex trick, like the fictional Tongue Tornado in American Pie, is mostly a lie. Years ago I was subscribed to this David Shade newsletter that practically every day tried to sell me an e-book that showed a particular spot in the vagina that will bring anyone to ecstasy when stroked in his patented way, only $22.99! Now that I've had experience with multiple people - and what is this writing but a chance to say that - I know that this is ridiculous. Especially vaginas and vulvas vary so so much: some people can't stand to have their clitorises touched directly at all, some want it pounded like a jackhammer; some love g spot stimulation, some don't at all; some want a very sensual warmup, some really need fucked up mental stimulation instead. It's easy to know intellectually that people are different, but takes a little experience, and openness to feedback, to get just how much.

Of course the same applies to penises too: the first time I was with a trans woman who was into penile stimulation, I was like "I got this, I've done this every day of my life!!" I ended up going too hard with a handjob and actually leaving her sore, even into the next day. Oops! (I've also been on the receiving end of that kind of overconfidence in "moves", though it's much rarer because of demographics.)

This is not a newsflash, but the only answers are to talk through it and go a little bit cautiously at first. I read a metaphor of it being like you're in the middle of a swamp, and you are testing in every direction for firm ground at each step to find your path out. But if you came back to the same spot, you could proceed much more quickly remembering the path, and then even more so the next time. This is one reason why sex can get way better, definitely more reliable, in a long term relationship. It doesn't hurt to build up a little repertoire of things to try, but be prepared to throw any technique out with a partner the instant you're not getting a positive response. Everyone has to be learned.

Orgasms need a special note here, because people have such different relationships with them: some know exactly what they need and want it every time, some have found it frustrating and elusive and have had shitty experiences with partners making a big deal out of trying for it. Some are one and done (and might need you to stop the stimulation instantly), some are just getting started at the count of 22. I like to find ways to ask about this, and to never assume it's the main goal of the encounter.

This first point out of the way, don't worry, this isn't the whole essay! I promise most of the rest are more like real sex tricks, not just shit like "you should communicate", that I have picked up here and there and gotten a lot of mileage out of!

2. Learn from Scratching a Cat

I forget where I read this, but it was a good one. To scratch a cat just right, often the best approach is to give them your curled fingers and fingernails behind their ear, and let them push against it, just keeping the pressure constant. Sometimes they absolutely go to town on it, if you don't let the pressure slack. This works just as well with vulvas and vaginas, and I really enjoy having people hump my hand. Also lots of people really enjoy being able to adjust the exact pressure, angle and rhythm of a curled finger on their G spot. Fun in itself, and then you can also remember that to do it to them later.

3. Consider Show-and-Tell Sex

Especially for people who have vulvas and for whom orgasms are important, I feel like this is an underrated and underdiscussed form of sex: one person (or both!) brings over their favourite toys, and at some point in the evening either shows off their masturbation style, with whatever kind of sexy encouragement or assistance, or shows the other person exactly how they like the toys used on them. Some people might experience this as not "primal", or passionate, enough for them, but it doesn't have to be detached, it can be warm, fun, and hot, and if genital pleasure is a goal it's hard to beat. Maybe I'm biased by my fascination with people's masturbation styles, but I would even argue for this being a default form of sex, especially early on.

4. When Your Partner Starts Gripping Onto You or the Bed And Saying "OH GOD" Keep Doing Exactly What You're Doing, Same Pressure, Same Speed, Same Pattern, Until They Come Or Your Muscles Literally Fail

5. Oceans of Lube

Almost all sex is improved by lube, huge, generous amounts of it. Research water-based, silicone and oil-based lubes, and whatever works best with your partners, buy a huge bottle of it (and try to store it in a way that it won't spill everywhere). Even if people get really wet, lube can make it feel even better. 

6. Always Be Ready to Pivot

I think a big part of good sex is not having a fixed script in mind that you need to follow, and especially that your partner feels the pressure of. In that way I've benefitted hugely from exposure to (and participation in) queer and kinky sex. Things don't have to happen in a certain order, things don't have to conclude in a certain way. But especially if something is not working, making it so clear that you will cheerfully pivot to something else, including a cozy night watching Taskmaster with hot chocolate (a genuine sex skill is managing disappointed feelings, not putting them on the other person). Nothing dries up sexiness like the feeling of pressure that something needs to happen or it will be a Problem with the other person. And if you don't enjoy hanging out with someone without sex, even once, maybe you shouldn't be sleeping with them?

I definitely have a few more tricks up my sleeve (not to mention the ones that involve hypnotizing people first), but these are a few that I wanted to share!

Stranger in an Unstrange Land: Moving to Toronto

This morning I woke up from a dream where I sat down in a college classroom for my new semester, and looked up to realize I was surrounded by friends: without me planning it, this class turned out to follow on from one where we all become good friends immediately, and had so much fun all semester - think the tv show Community, but with the whole room. Everyone was smiling at me, greeting me, so happy that we were going to get to spend this time together.

This dream isn’t hard to interpret. A month ago I was in Boston, where I had longtime friends who would get together in a group, and my unconscious is just catching up with the fact that I don’t have that anymore. A part of me thinks I could be on an extended vacation, I’ve got that umbilical cord of chat messages and social media, but it’s getting harder to deny that Toronto is where I live now - a city where, though I’m Canadian and lived in Ontario for over a decade, we didn’t know a single person when we decided to leave. It could be a lonely life if I don’t get out there.

But Toronto is already showing itself to be a spectacular place in the summer - so much going on and so free feeling. It’s not only lifting the weight of dread that caused us to leave the United States in such haste - khatsha and I landing in Canada only 12 weeks after deciding to go, for reasons you can probably guess gestures at the USA - but also the weight of prudishness and repression of the laws in Boston. We’ve already been to the pool-based sex club in Toronto, twice! It’s on Google Maps! (did you know Massachusetts does not have a single sex club, education center or dungeon?) And Toronto Pride was an explosion of happiness, diversity and self-expression on a scale I’ve never seen before. Breathing just feels easier here, and though it runs on money, like all big cities, the abundant charms of things to do, drink and eat seem to include all kinds of people, not just the rich. At least until Ontario winter hits, the city could be a wondrous toy, just made for an NB and boy.

Got to keep moving, surfing the excitement and unbelievable hassle of an international move (as of this writing there is a truck with all our belongings on it, somewhere between Boston and Toronto), so the grief doesn’t catch up. My birthday early this year was a two day hypno play party called the Bubble Party, where we had dozens of balloons, bubble guns, a popcorn bar, mandatory screenings of Rainbow War and Pop Goes the World, and lots more. The idea was to make a bubble from all the sadness in the news and life, and together we more or less succeeded. As khatsha said, I’m glad we didn’t know at the time it was the last one. Some will visit, and surely at least one of our vulnerable friends we are trying to help get out and make it to Toronto will - others won’t be able to, and we’ll try to help from a distance. Someday we’ll feel able to at least cross back for a visit ourselves. But that time is gone.

At the same time so grateful for the passport and financial privilege that gave us a (relatively) easy exit, and for how the maple leaf logos and worn brick houses of Ontario are homey to me. It is no longer subversive if I blast the Weakerthans or Metric, eat All-Dressed chips or say “Grade 6” instead of “6th grade”. I’m a stranger, but it doesn’t feel so strange.

As a side note, I wish I wrote more consistently, because it would be easier to shape my feelings into words with more practice, and also because I wish this blog was a better record of what my life is like. But of course most of the most interesting stuff has to stay private - which means some of the most eventful periods are the least documented. And anyway, I’ve come to consider it a red flag when people have too consistent, well-rounded-seeming of a social media persona.

I’ll always have those 11 years in Boston, that contain my entire hypnokink life to date, and especially the crazy-vivid last 8 years since khatsha arrived. So much to savour, and so much to wrestle with - even if nothing else memorable happened in the whole rest of my life (which, I hope is not the case!) I’d have plenty to chew on. After all those extreme highs and lows, that could make a box set of novels, part of me is so nervous about how draining and heartbreaking community can be sometimes, not to mention the vulnerability it takes to play with new people. It can really kick your ass. But I’m so grateful for those memories and lessons, and the people who made them, and at least right now hopefulness is winning.

Luckily, and mostly thanks to khatsha’s hard work, we’ve already started meeting cool people, especially some nifty Toronto artsy kinksters and hypnokinksters. I didn’t count on already having that fun in Toronto of riffing on suggestions, bitching about Erickson, making pie in the sky plans for events etc that hypnosis people do when they get together, but it’s a great feeling! We’ve been to two munches, and have some great get-togethers coming up.

Community is a basic need. khatsha and I can have a lot of fun together, and keep busy in different ways, especially in these early days when there’s everything to do, but it’s not enough. I had it in Boston, I had it in Italy, and I had it last time I was in Ontario: regularly seeing people in a group, in person, who are happy to see me, who like me, who get me. And being involved in their lives and particularities, in all their triumphs, worries, obsessions, and sorrows, and what’s created when we get together. Can’t hardly wait.

Hypnosis Made Me Spiritual

 

For sleepingirl's PSYCHOSPIRITUAL Hypnokink/Spirituality Essay Jam

I probably walked past the shop in Central Square with CRYSTALS AND BOOKS in the window a hundred times, but this time I went in. Even though I was only looking for shiny objects for hypnotic fixations, I could already feel a divergence in my path, possibilities opening, a relief of not being that teen who proudly bought an issue of The Skeptical Inquirer with paper route money. 

After looking at a few crystals and prisms, I had a thought and asked the owner, “Do you have any books on trance?” He immediately said, “Right over here!” 

There were a lot of titles, and now ones that my eyes might have glazed right past, like Mind Games: The Guide to Inner Space, were super interesting to me. Something changed.

Thanks to my experiences with hypnosis, both hypnotizing and being hypnotized, I think that there is something inside everyone that can be labelled the spirit, and that it can be communicated with—just not with facts and logic. Hypnotists know how, but so do religions and new age practitioners.

It’s not very effective to tell someone just, “calm down”. But to help someone settle their breathing, guide their attention to a peaceful or fascinating sensory image, or let them give themselves over to a guiding force for awhile, that can touch the spirit profoundly. It’s hard to admit that, like everyone, my mind is a restless animal that must be approached the right way, and what I have called “rationality” is often just hypervigilance, neither representing who I “really” am nor the highest possible thing to aspire to. But hypnosis and BDSM have taught me that surrender and transcending the self are just as valid, and usually more powerful.

I think we’re most conscious of the spirit when something is out of whack, a set of deeply human concerns. How we feel about the future. How much the past weighs on us. Whether we feel aligned with our surroundings, including the community of people around us. How in control of our lives and minds we feel. Whether we feel a sense of growth and progression. How we deal with anger and various types of frustration. Whether we feel that we are a good person, and putting our energy into the right place. How we feel about the way the world is going. How much of the time we are free of distress. These are all what I would call spiritual matters.

Once I missed my flight at the Montreal airport and shared a meal at the airport hotel with two other stranded passengers, a middle aged native craftsman and an elderly catholic priest. They began discussing their respective spiritual practices,  the native guy talking about how ritual work had helped him overcome addiction, and the priest discussing how he uses a brief ritual with daubing annointed oil on people at the hospital and rehab clinics he works at in Brockton. Another time I was contacted out of the blue on Fetlife by someone involved in shamanism in Boston, and we had a fascinating coffee talking about the differences and similarities between hypnosis and shamanic ritual. I can now easily see a function for every part of a rietual, starting from the in-depth work that the recipient does with the shaman to craft it. 

For myself, until the age of 12 I went to a church in a lukewarm branch of christianity called Anglicanism. I left it behind without little to no hesitation, but in recent years, as khatsha and I have started attending Unitarian services at the church on the Boston commons once or twice a year, I notice how standing and sitting, speaking and singing together, and being aligned with other people in a beautiful solemn space can have a calming and regulating effect on the animal of my mind. 

There’s so much to be learned, in both directions: from spirituality to hypnosis, and from hypnosis to spirituality.

I don’t seek to do therapy or healing with hypnosis—I’m really in it for the sexy times—but sometimes it happens anyway, and as the hypnotist I’ve seen profoundly spiritual experiences close up. They’re too private to share, but two experiences are so vivid in my memory, one in a cemetery and one in an art gallery, both of which led to my trance partner bursting into tears and feeling as if something had powerfully shifted. I’m also reminded of Enscenic and Ellie Copter’s Musical Hypnotic Journeys, guided by a playlist and group suggestions, where everyone I’ve talked to who did it has described going through revelations and emotional breakthroughs.

Finally, in my forties, I’m open and curious about all forms of spirituality, and though I’ve started reading—and greatly look forward to the results of sleepingirl’s hypnosis and spirituality jam—I’m aware that I’m barely a beginner. But the older I get the more important I think it is to be able to talk to the spirit: spiritual health is directly tied to every kind of health. I know that when I'm lonely, or hopeless, or freaking out about something, all my other problems seem worse, and may actually get worse. When I feel cared for, hopeful, calm, and connected to something bigger than me, it's the opposite.

What I Would Brag about If I Bragged About Hypnotic Sex to Vanilla People

I'm not really interested in promoting hypnosis to vanilla people, and in fact it's mostly other fetishists that I want to talk to about it. It's also not beseeming to gloat. But gloating is so appealing! So here's my little space to talk about some magic things that I know are possible combining sex and hypnosis - with enthusiastically consenting partners - because I've experienced them or seen them with my own eyes. And I bet a lot of people would love to experience them in bed, even if they've never had a single power exchange fantasy:

• Have simultaneous orgasms
• Feel incredibly confident and seductive for a session
• Make tongue/fingers/cock magically vibrating
• Make touch feel magical in general
• Drop every distraction from the day, relax, and focus on your partner
• Make a strap-on have full sensitivity, and even experience ejaculation
• Get in the mood for sex more or less instantly
• Make someone want to give oral sex so bad they beg for it, and whimper with satisfaction when they get to
• Make cum taste great
• Feel as if you're having sex with a stranger, but one who knows your body, and who you somehow know is safe
• Orgasm just from giving pleasure to someone else
• Have a clear memory and afterglow of a good long fuck in about 10 seconds
• Commit to a roleplay scenario in a completely immersed and unselfconscious way

Just scraping the surface, but a lot of these are someone's holy grail, not impossible without hypnosis but very unlikely, and even one of them might make the most memorable night of sex someone ever had in their lives. 

 And yet we in the erotic hypnosis community almost don't even think about them - we typically dive into deeper, weirder fantasies of control and alteration. But it's cool!

On Being, or Not Being, A Wizard

Everyone should read @h-sleepingirl's excellent essay You Are A Wizard, So Pour Over The Tomes. In it, they argue that hypnosis is magic, and respecting the discipline means studying the historical texts of hypnosis like books of magic. Not uncritically, but looking to integrate historical knowledge and use it to inform your practice.

I really like this, and I think it speaks very well to my own path. I like to read.  

Pictured: Me pondering my tomes

I think I, and especially @khatsha, have read more than average, especially when it comes to books. I'm going to be first in line for @h-sleepingirl's analyzing Erickson class.

I think this describes one road to developing as a hypnotist, one skill tree. It's the scholarly road, and there are many riches to be obtained there. I don't think it's the only road though, and it might not resonate with everyone. I think of hypnosis as an artform, far more than a science, in that it is rooted in expression of your inner life and tastes and relationships as much as hard skills and knowledge, but all artists can potentially benefit from diligent study and analysis of what came before. 

But I think of telling someone learning to play rock guitar: you ought to master music theory, and classic Blues, and flamenco guitar, if you really want to be a virtuoso. Or a painter, you should study the dutch masters, and spend a couple years on colour theory, and at least a year on anatomy. No doubt all those things could help, to broaden and deepen someone's practice, and open new doors, but they might not be a particular person's path. For example, maybe what they need is to spend 1000 hours bashing on that guitar or that sketchbook in a basement somewhere, until they break through to what they really mean to say.

I have met "hedge wizards", who have developed amazing, and, importantly, very original hypnosis technique via almost pure intuition and feedback, or alternately, person-to-person observation and teaching. The space of hypnosis is laughably underexplored, especially in what's been published, and creativity can come from anywhere. I feel the next big breakthrough is just as likely to come from a 20 year old My Little Pony transformation fetishist, who primarily reads AO3.

I'm also reminded of the witches and wizards in Discworld, both with their own powerful, vastly different ways of accumulating knowledge.

 

The wizards with their vast library, with their pride in deep study, building cathedrals of theory and dispute over many years and generations of painstaking work.

 

And then there's the witches, whose magic is mostly from apprenticeship, experience and intuition, from being hands-on solving people's problems and from developing their own intensely individual, to the point of bloody-minded, personality. Interestingly, like some hypnotic techniques, the wizards are careful to credit the lineage ("Collatrap's Instant Pickling Stick", "Spold's Unstirring Divisor") whereas that might be inconceivable to witches - rarely categorizing and analyzing techniques, they might not even choose to see atomic divisions between them.

I'm sure most people will grow in both ways, and I firmly believe in the power of finding an idea in an old book that blows your socks off and changes the whole course of your practice (for me that would definitely be Erickson's Hypnotic Realities!) Curiosity about the roots of what you do is always a good thing.

But if you do hypnosis and you don't feel like a wizard: that's ok too.

 

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sleepingirl wrote a really interesting reply, which I won't reproduce in full, but the last lines were:

I just think from my perspective as an author, as someone who tries to be on the pulse of what this community collectively knows or doesn’t know, that people overall need more encouragement to read rather than permission to NOT read. 

My reply: 

I think that I read your original post as being focused on reading almost exclusively, and one reason I absolutely loved your personal guitar story is that it shows that investing in being connected to the continuity of knowledge about the artform can take many different forms, in your case one on one teaching and observation. I was reading about how Jimi Hendrix learned guitar, and though he never had a lesson or opened a music book, and mainly learned by countless, compulsive hours of playing and experimenting - including developing his signature odd upside-down stringing of a right handed guitar for his left hand - he also spent enormous amounts of time listening to and imitating records, and later jamming with more experienced musicians. I see both sides in his story: the urgency of being curious and connected to the history of your artform, but also how there are many different paths to that, and prescribing one for someone that doesn't suit them too forcefully could even have a harmful effect on their enthusiasm and development of their own voice.

Where we might diverge the most is that I'm not sure I think there's anything special about reading per se in this space, where so many available books are incredibly shoddy and by low-knowledge grifting blowhards (and increasingly: ChatGPT) Hypnosis instruction manuals are literally some of the first magazine-based mail order scammy books, going back at least 125 years. I can imagine you saying, "I mean read the right books", but then I would say, is that any different to saying the right podcast, the right blog post, the right class, the right in-person demonstration? All can be a dense package of someone's valuable experience, learning and perspective. In this space of recreational hypnosis (as opposed to say, the study of the Zebra Mantis Shrimp) being in print for decades doesn't automatically signal to me that someone has a better grasp on theory or practice.

Someone pointed out though that I'm probably a bit blind to the fact that I'm swimming in a sea of people who know at least a bit (and often a lot) of hypnosis theory, and that there are plenty out there who are incurious about that and just want to get off. Like it's tempting for me to think most people in the space have at least passing knowledge of Mesmer, Erickson, Elman, and Bandler, but actually you don't know until you learn about it! So I believe in learning some history more than I thought. But I still fundamentally think it's such a wild, wide open space that although I'm incredibly grateful for the people diligently mapping out the body of literature, panning for gold, there's quickly diminishing returns after a handful of tomes, and my next revelation could as easily be found jamming with like-minded friends (or as we call it labbing) as in an older book. As you allude to, there's so many things one could be doing to develop that likely would help, but it's often a question of where to put your time.

I've even had a somewhat rocky relationship with the whole idea of always striving for greater mastery in my hypnosis practice, sometimes feeling like that can get in the way of connection and being in the moment, not to mention enjoying my sex life, but I sincerely agree with your sentiment about taking our fun seriously sometimes! I can see a shelf of tomes where I'm sitting, including some excellent ones by @h-sleepingirl, and very much looking forward to cracking a new one that just arrived today (Ormond McGill's New Encyclopedia of Stage Hypnosis!). In just a couple of weeks I'm looking forward to attending dozens of hours of classes by my peers (including one by @khatsha that is going to blow everyone's mind). I feel so lucky that this is my thing. It's an enormously rich intellectual history we have to draw on, and I really believe an even richer present and future.

sleepingirl reply to that (scroll all the way down)

When I Burned a Book

 

I was a teenager, and for my birthday a friend gave me a big paper bag with random vintage SF paperbacks, a major treasure. One of the books was The Reassembled Man by Herbert D. Kastle, published in 1960. When I opened it up, I discovered that it was not so much science fiction as soft core porn. As you might guess from the cover, it was a fantasy of having almost unlimited sexual power. An average downtrodden wimp meets some aliens, and makes a deal to have his body and brain reconstructed so that he's big and manly, has a huge and quick-recovering cock, and can think 12 steps ahead of any man in business and poker. Beyond that, he acquires a "near hypnotic" ability to seduce any woman - and goes on to use it like crazy. In exchange, he agrees to sell out the human race (that's a bit witty I guess!).

The sex in this book, though not explicit, went shockingly right to the core of my recently-awakened mind control fetish, and I think I masturbated to it a few times. 

Then, when no one was home, I carefully set it on fire in the living room fireplace, and prodded it with a poker until I was sure it was fully burned up.

Why did I burn it? I can't remember precisely: was it just owning a pornographic novel and knowing I shouldn't, in a year before I learned to get porn on the internet? Was it that it touched my hidden fetish? Was it that the fetish it depicted, of mentally dominating women and making them have sex with you, was deeply wrong? Whichever it was, just owning the book caused an urgently shameful feeling, and I felt relieved when it was gone.

Looking back on it now, I don't think I needed to do that. Yes that book is a grotesque Mad-Men-era fantasy of impenetrable butchness and dominance, of making an object of every woman in sight. But in that it's only a slight exaggeration of other artifacts from its era, such as Charles Atlas, James Bond, the Thomas Crown Affair, or indeed many sleazy hypnosis manuals. In fact as a forgotten trash novel it probably illuminates the poisoned subconscious of that time better than classier art that is studied in colleges. But it's not only of its time: to read it now, even if you chuckle at it, it might speak to ancient, embarrassing, politically repulsive fantasies of extreme gender polarity and forceful conquest you still have inside you - if you're wired a certain way, it might still get you off. And that's ok.

Right now, wave after wave of censorship is scrubbing sexuality and especially dark fantasies like this off the internet, the latest being gruesome quick-moving changes to sites like Patreon and Gumroad:

It may not be as visceral as the image of a burning book, but it has the same effect: to stop adults from accessing information and fantasies involving adults, that are decided to be unacceptable and immoral by the people holding the power.

Let's be super clear: this is external oppression of us by credit card companies and governments, in highly effective conspiracy with ultra right religious pressure groups. When queer people and kinksters gather, we often trade and indulge in super fucked up fantasies. Community standards say content warnings for the fiction, and negotiated consent for when we make the fantasies real. But discussion of common kinky fantasies is now censored on most adults-only spaces - including porn sites - and this is a terrifying development that we need to organize to fight.

It's easy to feel helpless in the face of these top-down forces, though, and there is a real danger: that some of us internalize those rules and build a morality around it. I'm not an expert on this, but I know that some of the attacks on depictions of dark fantasies come from the left, including from young and queer and even kinky people - people whose existence and safety depends on their sexuality not being censored. We can't police each other's fantasies, and most of all we can't police our own.

It's tempting to resurrect the term quisling for people engaged in policing, aka traitor, but I know how easy it can be to slip into that mindset, when you still hold some of that shame in your heart. The same shame that caused me to burn that paperback. 

Right at this moment, everywhere, there are people struggling with their own sexual fantasies, worrying that having those recurring thoughts means they are evil or broken. Some of them are driven to self harm, many more are having a constant inner battle to suppress them. But anyone who's studied mindfulness, or treatment for OCD, knows that's not the way to handle those thoughts, in fact can just make them more powerful. Even if it worked, it could drain so much of your energy, cause real suffering, and cripple your creativity. I tweeted this jokingly:

I was joking (and incidentally pitching a mind control story) because I don't think you can or should try to make yourself only get off to wholesome fantasies. When I burned that book I was trying to shut down or kill that part of myself, and that just never goes well. Even well-intentioned demands to interrogate your kinks (I like this tweet)

I mean sometimes you might go, "Wow, where did that come from?" And that might, or might not, start a journey of introspection. But it should not go down the path of shame or trying to destroy that fantasy. Like nighttime dreams, fantasies tend to come from our deepest, oldest layers of programming, layers we might have carefully paved over in becoming thoughtful, ethical adults. You're responsible for your actions, including where and how you share fantasies, but not for the thoughts that pop into your mind. Sometimes problematic fantasies are the unconscious's way of working through trauma, whether personal or societal; sometimes they're a way of holding those embarrassing desires or problematic tropes up to the light and, by exaggerating them to the point of silliness, making them manageable; sometimes they might just be something that needs to be vented, including into a private notebook, and thereby lose their power even by pure repetition (a standard treatment of Unwanted Thought Syndrome).

But who cares why we have and share these fantasies? It doesn't need a justification. We're adults, and fucked up fantasies are common and don't say a thing about how good a person you are. Academic research has found that nonconsent fantasies are some of the most frequent, across genders and sexual orientations (something Nancy Friday also found in her study of women's sexual fantasies in Her Secret Garden). Having access to extreme fantasies other people have shared, that may or may not resonate with your own, is reassurance that you don't have to fear the monsters in your mind - that you can go into the darkness, and come back, and not be dangerous or unlovable.

Part of a post by Tumblr user @boreal-sea on October 2023:

In literature alone, I think of what was in my local public library, that would be censored from many apps and websites according to their content policies. Explorers of dark and twisted fantasies who added so much to my life: off the top of my head, Clive Barker, H. R. Giger, Anne Rice, Stephen King, Iain Banks, Shirley Jackson, Anthony Burgess, and there's so many more. They excited my imagination, and they made me realize I'm not alone.

Some of the most famous images of books being seized and burned are volumes from the Hirschfeld Institute, files and manuscripts telling gay and trans people that they were not alone, that they had a history, that their deep desires were normal. That was what was the authorities found threatening, and it's the same for kink (and the authorities did not then, and do not now, draw a distinction between different types of "perversion" - LGBT and kink will always be rounded up together). 

They have no right to burn our libraries, even if it's as insidiously quiet as a page that says, "content not found, would you like to try one of our other offerings?" We must fight them wherever they try. (A quick place to start is giving money to the ACLU, Electronic Frontier Foundation, or National Coalition for Sexual Freedom) Adults should be able to freely share dark fantasies, about adults, with other adults who want to see them. 

Most of all, we must heal the shame in our hearts, so we don't become the one lighting the match.

Everyone Deserves to be Looked At With Desire

When I was a teenager, I had really bad acne, big square glasses, and braces for longer than seems possible looking back on it. I was very thin, weak, and uncoordinated, which made every gym class an ordeal. I often went to school with hair in a crazy shape, due to taking baths at night and going to bed with wet hair, and I wouldn't even try to tame it. There was overall a feeling like if I tried to do things to improve my appearance, it would only make it worse. With the added embarassment of looking like I was trying.

(by the way, this essay is going to be real specific to where I’m coming from demographics-wise - cis women and others have such different journeys with feeling desirable, that I have some notion of but could never speak to)

So that was going on, and then at a certain age it was like a switch flipped and I was flooded with lust and longing, every day. I would jerk off once or twice a day, and get lost in vivid sexual daydreams, sometimes making a strategically-placed backpack necessary to make a hallway trip.

But I never did anything to try to make sex or romance happen in real life. I was incredibly shy and awkward, and I mostly hung out with either my family, a small circle of nerdy male friends, or myself. If anyone ever had a sexual or romantic thought about me, I never knew it. I didn't feel blue about it, I just set the question aside and went back to my book, ninja movie marathon or programming project.

That went on for a while.

Looking back on me at 20, I think I was objectively kind of beautiful. Lithe, good cheekbones, geekily enthusiastic, non-threatening. If I'd only known how to do my hair, dress, schmooze a bit, and where to meet people, things could have been popping off. I had a lot of the ingredients, but had no idea how to work them. Plus I mostly stayed in, or went to art house theaters, rock concerts, and used bookstores and talked to no one.

Then when I was 22 on a internship, something amazing happened. A beautiful 28 year old woman I met in a science fiction book club, and, in a mad burst of energy, pursued, wanted me back. She said she was attracted to my mind, and to the way I looked. And she proved it, by having sex with me!

This did two things right away:

1. It nourished me, it gave me a deep watering, down to my roots, that I never knew I needed. Previously, I didn't consciously think I'd stay a virgin forever, but I had no concept how it was going to happen, for me. I was going into fourth year undergrad without a whisper of it. Then all of a sudden I felt like my own life would be a story worth telling. A story that would have passion and adventure. And naked breasts.
2. For the first time in my life, I had feedback about what someone found attractive in me. I could ask questions like, when did you first decide you wanted to fuck me? What was good and bad for you in that first date? The first email? Pillow talk was an absolute revelation. Feminine desire suddenly became so real to me, not just a legend. I learned that attraction isn't announced in big flashing letters like it is by professional actors in movies. Sometimes it looks more like shyness, caution, acting weird. Without lots of examples, you can't develop the skill of recognizing it. Or in my case, even believing I could be the target of it.

This affair only lasted a couple of months, and of course I became a clingy disaster - no doubt making this person vow to never fuck a virgin again. Sad mix CDs were made. But it changed everything.

I'm writing about this here because I think of it when I see the daily posts, on Fetlife and elsewhere, about (predominantly) straight cis men's hapless and hopeless attempts at hitting on people. The behaviour of these dudes nags at my mind because I almost get it: If NOTHING EVER WORKS, why not try everything? Why not send a dick pic, putting it all on the table so to speak, and get rejected now rather than later? It's a form of despair, and of learned helplessness. These men might never get a chance to see what's sexy and desirable in themselves, how such small adjustments in their style and communication, and understanding of the world, could make what's fuckable about them shine out.

I came back to campus after that internship with the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack playing in my head, and a swagger in my step. It. was. on.

It was not on.

What actually happened then was that I had a dry spell so long, I might have found my virginity again. But for the first time I was willing to make a fool of myself, I was trying. I went to people and books for advice, some of it very bad (e.g. Neil Strauss), but all giving me confidence, however misplaced, to get out there and talk to people.

There were some extremely awkward years in there. Sometimes it seemed like trying, like admitting I wanted something, had been a mistake. There was a lot of simping, a lot of try-hard first messages, a lot of realizing what I thought was going to be a date was clearly not. I hope I wasn’t a creeper, but I was at least visibly thirsty, and all over the place. But I kept working on myself, holding onto that glowing thread of hope, that someone had found me attractive and had been interested in sucking my dick.

I didn’t have my first actual relationship, with regular sex, until my late 20s. Honestly the world of women was spared my early 20s self as a boyfriend. I still have plenty to learn about relationships today, but back then I really had a lot to learn. Like a lot of straight cis nerdy dudes, I thought I was sweet and decent, but actually I was kind of a self-centered ape, not to mention not having any grasp of women’s experience (just for starters) being different from mine. And there was a whole world of boyfriend skills I had no idea of.

But by the end of it I had learned some, and then the next person who was willing to fuck me changed the game again, and the next one again, each time making it easier to believe that I was desirable - and giving me more feedback about what was hot about me. I think a lot of straight guys are starved for compliments, and don't even realize it. I was! It was a wonderful gift that my first few partners were not just willing to bone me, but be openly lustful towards me. I wish I was the type of person who could just organically charged myself up with self confidence, but it really took people telling me they found me sexy. And being specific!

Over time I got to know, whose type am I? (and in real life, rather than media, who's my type?) When is the right time for a first kiss? How to show interest in a non pressury way? All that takes a lot of feedback. Most importantly, things like when is there really a vibe - what's interest rather than polite friendliness? You can't learn that without positive examples, not just a string of failures.

That's the basic story. I learned to talk to people I was into, and found some of them were into me. Not worrying about if I was attractive enough freed me, got me out of my own head so that I could actually see and enjoy the person across from me. My desire became appreciation, not desperation. Which in turn made me more attractive.

Then 10 years ago, almost as a post-script, kink happened.

Unexpectedly my dark, weird, complicated fantasies of mind control and hypnosis, previously a shameful secret, made me really attractive to a really specific crowd. And I learned the skill of hypnotizing - easy to be motivated when that’s my fetish - and it turns out people enjoy that. The amount of interest I got, and sex I've had, broke any meter I might have had for myself. I don't know what to make of this exactly, except that it gave me another piece of the puzzle: learning how to share your desires, in a way that is appealing and respectful, is key. And again it's hard to learn how without some success, not just bloopers. Glad I figured it out somewhat before kink, so I don't feel like people would only be interested in me for the ride I can give - I have some game in the vanilla world.

Anyway there are plenty of people, sinking into self pity and self loathing, that I wish I could gift this to: the experience of being looked at with desire. And for it to happen more than once, because once, you can write off as a fluke (and you get clingy). Lots of weird ideas and bad advice get burned away in an instant. And that in turn makes you sexier, since it really is so much about the vibe, and so little about the looks.

But all I’m saying is that I wish this for people - no one has the right to demand it. I grew up with a guy in my hometown, intellectually brilliant but with weird ideas about how he was owed attention from women. How society should ensure men get sex. He cancelled his eHarmony account after two weeks and demanded his money back, on the basis that no one contacted him first. Following his blog entries over the decades, he’s travelling a very dark and lonely path, one that eventually came to be known as “incel”. (Though he wouldn’t call himself that, because that would be too much like joining a group…) This can be such a spiral, and I wish I could help people who are feeling that hopelessness, because we only get one life to lead. The number one piece of advice I would give is to learn to see women or whoever catches your desire as people with their own stuff going on, and to get truly interested in them, as in this advice about asking questions on dates.

I’m glad I kept trying, kept pushing through the awkwardness, and eventually found myself in a place where I have figured out a bit what’s sexy about me, and have plenty of affection and compliments in my life. If kept feeling undesirable, I might have made the mistake of committing to a long term relationship with someone who showed interest but wasn’t right for me, even someone toxic. Instead, I got to have a lot of experiences, and find love a bit later in life with someone I specifically and emphatically chose, and keep choosing (6 years married!).

I’m sure feeling attractive will still be a problem at times, as I slide into some level of New-Balance-wearing middle age frump. But I know I’ll never have less game than I had back in my 20s, and that I have been looked at with desire. And that feels great.

Beguiled 2023: Cut to the Feeling

Beguiled 2023 was actually my third erotic hypnosis convention since the pandemic started to ease up, but the first one for which I've wanted to do a writeup (though I did discuss an unfortunate incident with silicone lube). The other two (Beguiled 2022 and Charmed 2023) I was basically white knuckling it: just trying to exist, without getting totally overwhelmed by the fact of other people, and ideally without getting sick. khatsha and I had spent a long time fairly locked down, so we were jumpy as hell. And not irrationally: each time, including this one, there was a positive test, and it touched my circle of acquaintances. I guess that's just going to be a fact of life.

But we didn't catch it, and none of those cons were super spreaders, and for that I'm so grateful to the leadership for maintaining the mask mandate in public areas, when almost everyone else has dropped it. This is especially important for making it more possible for people with health risks, including many of my friends. Visa and MasterCard think hypnosis is dangerous, but this community actually cares a lot about safety.

Anyway this was the first con that started to feel like old times, and like Kimmy Schmidt, it was a rush of joy to realize "It's all still here!" 

Not just the classes and hotel room rendezvous's with comet partners but the sleepy breakfasts in the hotel lobby with random tables of hypnokinksters, enscenic's banana bread and cookies, and all the happiness, gossip and emotional chaos. As Warren Zevon sang, back in the high life again!

We flew into O'Hare on Thursday night, and everything went smoothly, with that buzz of excitement as we said our first hellos and tucked in early. Friday I had a hot scene in the morning, and later two killer classes: Ella Enchanting and Inquisition's very creative Hypno-to-Go! Improv techniques for inductions and triggers without props or prompts! class, which included a "warm rising bread dough" suggestion, and the hilarious yet educational combo of Sexobsessedlesbian and Bunbunlittleone, doing Getting In Touch With Kinesthetic Hypnosis where an audience member had the audacity to say, "is the Jessica Rabbit/Roger Rabbit thing you two have going on deliberate?" 

I was part of a five-on-one cotopping scene, which was a beautiful thing not only for how dazed and fucked up we got the object of all the attention, but also for the chance to bond with my fellow hypnotists and observe their amazing technique. This was a new Boston friend in the bottom role, BTW, less than a year into the hypnosis, who, in a dazzling display of confidence, stepped off the plane at their first con with a  plan to recruit a bunch of tops they hadn't yet met for this scene. And it happened by Friday afternoon!

Then in the evening khatsha and I dressed up and I surprised khatsha with a special wedding anniversary trip to the place they always asked to be taken since they landed in the US, and I had always refused: Olive Garden. Just to see them light up was one of the highlights of the whole trip. It was also my first time, and I'll just say, it was truly a slice of the American experience.

Back at the hotel, we took a tour of the dungeon and various evening activities, including hearing some great karaoke by a pro singer we met at lunch. Then khatsha and I went back to our hotel room for some nasty, hypnotic, marital sex.

I felt so connected to my spouse, and so reconnected with the community and who I am as a sexual and kinky person. I wrote in my diary, "One of the best days of my life."

Saturday the toilet overflowed at 6:30 am, cutting into already precarious sleep plans, but even the surging tides of toilet water could not dampen the day! But I was already needing to ease up a bit. I had a very quiet middle of the day, including eating a sad hotel lobby sandwich by myself for lunch, though on either end were very good times with old and new play partners. 

Then khatsha and I had mediterranean food and did our usual Saturday night spruce up, before heading down to the Garden of Living art, which I've written about before but remains one of the most bizarre, fucked up, heartwarming things I've seen under harsh hotel conference room lights: stations of people in latex, frilly dresses, or nearly nothing, typically in a trance state, with signs next to them saying what they'd like to have done to them, or their hypnotic triggers for the event.

We met up with more friends and went to the awkward but fun "masquerade dance" - a kind of a prom for a lot of people who maybe didn't go to prom. There were shufflers and there were people who had serious swing training, and nothing in between (I was a shuffler, though I did have cool Tron glasses). Then some of us played some consent spin the bottle in a hotel room and got a relatively early night.

Sunday morning had a cozy hypnokinkster breakfast and a lovely impromptu scene with a new person to make up for one that was canceled due to the bastard Covid (though it was a false alarm). We went to a super goofy but great Tex Mex place as a group after, the type of place with delicious food but where the waiters literally play pranks. Both me and khatsha ordered jalapeño strawberry mock margaritas. 

We hit another class, Cheating at Hypnosis for Fun and Profit, by Sexobsessedlesbian. The good: being cited by name from the front of the class. The bad: what I was cited for "lazy hypnosis", e.g. suggesting someone feels super fractionated rather than doing all the work to fractionate them. Later in Ella Enchanting's fantastic unconference class about developing scenes inspired by porn, I also got a nod to explain how you can cheat to induce the emotion of a scenario rather than painstakingly simulating the circumstances (what a friend has since referred to as a Jepsen approach, after Carly Rae Jepsen's song "Cut to the Feeling"). Is this what my reputation is becoming?? 

We were able to catch these last couple of classes because there was a storm that made chaos in everyone's Sunday afternoon flights, and for a minute it sure looked like khatsha and I would be flying from Schaumburg, IL to Boston the next day via Minneapolis and Nashville! (the final schedule, through Atlanta, sucked but not quite so hard) The bright side was that we had another night at the hotel, so we could hang out. We swam, and I gave khatsha a new permanent posthypnotic trigger, always an exciting time even though their brain is full of them. And we joined an expedition led by Hypnobunny to a Japanese restaurant where a robot serves your drinks and sushi whizzes out on a tiny table-side train! Echoes of another epic hypnokinkster outing at Charmed 2022 to a Hibachi restaurant.

A last memory is randomly looking into the hotel pool and seeing a couple of mermaids swimming. Presumably, human con attendees. But just one of many moments of being in an utterly mundane setting, and getting to see something strange and magic. 

I was lucky enough to be returning to a city where there's tons of people intrigued with erotic hypnosis, and where my life is rich in love, sex, and other good things. Still I sure missed that concentrated high of a convention, with all the rockiness that comes with it (this writeup is far from the full story - they never are). And now each one is unbearably precious, each time I get to climb up to that peak, so far above the everyday, of excitement and togetherness.

I wanna cut through the clouds, break the ceiling
I wanna dance on the roof, you and me alone
I wanna cut to the feeling

 

Plain Brown Wrapper Book Review: Hypnotism Revealed

 

I picked this one to review next because it appeared in a classic 1971 hypno porn film called She Did What He Wanted. I freeze framed it and found the book! In this film a young man reads this book and through some experimentation discovers he can nonconsensually hypnotize several young women to fuck him. Everyone, honestly including the guy, is kind of charming and hot in an unselfconscious 70s way.

 

 

Why did they pick this book? Maybe because it's the ubiquitous trash mail order hypnosis book. Its history is not a history of a hypnotist, but rather of a salesman. As you can read on the webpage of the Wilshire Book Company, he's a mail order entrepreneur, who started at the age of 16 advertising in the back of Popular Science and Popular Mechanics (that name again), first selling how to play chess books published by other people.

His first venture into publishing was a book called Hypnotism Revealed, which he wrote himself. "There's no money in having someone else publish your book," Powers explains. "I was a budding entrepreneur, so instead of getting a small percentage as a royalty from another publisher, I decided I might as well publish the book and sell it myself."

 

This makes me once again reflect on how hypnosis is real, but you'd never think so, based on how scam-adjacent it so often is. He wrote this when he was 26 years old, and judging by the contents, this book is mostly either plagiarized or pulled out of his ass. It's a large type 113 pages, with several chapters towards the end consisting literally of random press clippings about the usefulness of hypnosis, reproduced in full.

Powers sold it continuously through the mail new without changing a single word I'm sure, until at least 1977, almost 30 years, charging $1 almost the whole time.

I did not succeed in finding a full original ad for this book in Popular Mechanics, though I found this fragment with the same typeface:

 

And in the search discovered the oldest one yet, from 1913 - that's at least how long this grift has been running!

And the pitch is so familiar, with a clear lineage to the ads in backs of comics I read in the 80s. But I digress! What about the actual book?

Hypnotism Revealed (1949, but 1975 edition) - Melvin Powers

Tone: Stiffly authoritative, like an insecure substitute teacher working out of the textbook

Valuable for: 

• Some pretty fucking sexy 1940s high femme hypno modelling shots

• As you can see some pretty grabby convincers, including one that is hard to fake where you wave ammonia under their nose after telling them it's french perfume, and another where you stab them in the palm with a hypodermic needle.
  
  
  
  
• Not the worst basic eye fixation script ("the fascination method"), though I was amused that it later appears to suggest self-hypnosis via staring at a point on the ceiling while somehow also reading the script.
  
  
  
  
  
• Another reminder of just how old some and hacky some of our hack concepts are, e.g. the depth scale, "all hypnosis is self-hypnosis", a lot of patter such as "drifting and dreaming" (I'm still going to say that one, I'm the hack, it's me)
  
• Surprisingly decent advice for dealing with difficult cases ("refractory subjects") recommending that you "pattern in to the personality of the individual", focus on the pretalk, use fractionation, try rapid inductions, and try a kind of overload where they lie down and both a metronome and a hypnotic LP is played (only $5, send check or money order) On the other hand, uniquely among the books I've found, suggests "when all methods have failed" sodium pentothol injections! 
  

Douche-o-meter (1-5): 3

This thing is scammy and shoddy, but not as gross as the ones that seem to be about the author's ego. Besides the record, tries to sell you "the Powers hypnodisc spiral" ($1), "the Powers crystal ball" (50 cents), and a "sleep-o-matic" tape recorder that can replay the same snippet of self-suggestions at intervals all night. He encourages you to practice hypnotherapy after about 15 pages of large type insructions, everything from smoking, to alcoholism, to "menstrual irregularities", to speedrunning Freudian analysis. Despite where I heard about it and the photos, a minimal amount of sexism and implied predation, though like a lot of these midcentury books it's easy to imagine the beta-est male in the Mad Men office studying it intently.

Hypnotic language example: "Imagine that every beat of the metronome is saying, 'sleep'"

The bottom line: Spend that $1 on 10 lemon drops instead!

Though this should become a meme format:

 

 

Not Too Slick (a Cautionary Tale from Beguiled 2022)

This happened at our last hypnocon, Beguiled 2022 in Chicago, and let it be a lesson. khatsha and I were negotiating a big Saturday night scene in our hotel room. Because of airline rules against liquids, that day we had to buy an overpriced bottle of lube at the CVS machine in the hotel lobby, and we wouldn't be able to fly back with it. So I proposed a scene that would use it all up.

I hypnotized khatsha, made them strip, and led them blankly to the shower stall, to stand right under the showerhead. I gave them the suggestion that the more lube fell on their body, the more horny and obedient they would become, and the more pleasure they would feel from touch. It was going great, with me lavishly draining the bottle down onto their chest and tits, and smearing it everywhere, while they stared ahead.

Then khatsha called "RED!"

I woke them up and asked what the matter was.

They said, "I. Can't. Move." "What?" "The floor is completely slippery."

I looked down and the lube was puddled all around their feet in every direction. One of us managed to turn on the shower, at which point we remembered that it was SILICONE lube. It would not wash away.

Next realization: the puddle had spread out as far as my feet next to khatsha in the shower stall. I started to back out, one inch at a time, conscious at each moment that I could fall and crack my head. I said, "You stay right there!" "I'm not going anywhere!"

Finally I made it out of the stall, and grabbed all the towels I could find. I laid them down and made kind of a bridge across the shower tiles, which let khatsha escape, both of us wiping off our feet as best we could. We laid down on the bed together, and cracked up.

Somehow we regrouped and had a nice fuck, and some hypnosis too. But the night wasn't over. I then spent the next hour wiping up every trace of lube from the shower floor, using up every container of soap and shampoo, otherwise there was a nonzero chance of killing whoever took a shower next.

Two PhDs and several Master's degrees between us - that was not our smartest moment. Learn ye from our mistakes! Don't try to be so slick!

We've Been Here Forever. We're Not Going Anywhere.

Explicit erotic hypnosis pornography has been widely circulated for at least 142 years.

The year after he bought his first film camera, 1897, Georges Méliès directed a pornographic hypnosis film called Le Magnétiseur. (Yes, cinematic hypnosmut is older than A Trip to the Moon. By five years) That film is lost, but the next year Alice Guy, the first female film director, made the raunchy Chez le Magnétiseur, which you can watch.

One of the most well known stag films that has survived is called The Hypnotist, originating some time in the 1930s and featuring a POC woman hypnotizing and then fucking a woman and a man.

Hypnosis fetishism has been reported in medical journals since at least 1957.

To jump back, in 1784 Benjamin Franklin and other notables investigated mesmerism, and made a secret report for the king's eyes only about their concerns that hypnosis was Too Sexy. (Thanks to @GleefulAbandon for this story)

 

One of the most famous hard core porn movies of all time, Behind the Green Door (1972), prominently features a sexualized hypnosis scene kicking off the action (but first, mimes!)

Among the authors of erotic hypnosis smut: Leonard Cohen, recipient of the Order of Canada, in his 1963 novel The Favourite Game.

One mind control fetish story site, mcstories, has been run continuously for 26 years, apparently by the same person, and as of right now contains 14393 stories.

On the BDSM social networking site FetLife, as of November 2022 almost 20,000 people have added "erotic hypnosis" as a fetish.

Kink negative forces from both the left and the right (but most especially SESTA/FOSTA, and cowardly credit card companies under pressure from religious anti-porn crusaders) are trying very hard right now to scrub hypnosis fetishism from existence. A small flavour of things that are genuinely happening right now: AI being applied on a major pornographic websites to instantly detect and remove videos where someone is completely clothed, but dangling a crystal pendant! And just this week, "hypnosis" and related words have been censored as a search term on FetLife, and many are worried that all groups and posts with those terms in their names will be removed, as they were in 2017 after the search term was similarly banned.

But erotic hypnosis and mind control fetishism is not going anywhere. It is common, has been around since Mesmer (and probably a lot longer), is enjoyed by a wide spectrum of people, and can be practiced ethically and in a risk-aware manner, as much as any sexual or kinky practice, not to mention the fantasy side of it, which can be dark and disturbing but no more than the content of widely streamed entertainments - and is in fact fantasy. 

And someday the tide of censorship and stigma has to turn. And we can think about what each of us can do towards making that happen more quickly. Take comfort from these words of the poet Leonard Cohen: "Hey! My pants!"